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Inspired by online forums where people air their dirty laundry and seek vindication (or judgment) for their actions, The Clemson Players have created a comic romp through four true stories ripped from the internet. Are these characters guilty of being a**holes? Set up in a game show format, these characters go head-to-head in competition; each show is different as the audience decides winners and losers. Bee stings, mixtapes, exiled exes and a catheter bag (yes, you read that correctly), make for a rousing episode of Jerk or Justified.
This is an archived listing from the 2026 Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Everyone Sucks Here is by The Clemson Players, listed under Theatre in the Fringe programme. It plays at Nicolson Square Venues, 25 Nicolson Square, EH8 9BX, 7 August to 11 August.
The show runs 60 minutes and is suitable for ages 16+. Tickets are £7. Content warnings: Strong language and Audience participation.