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The thought of killing someone should be terrifying: if it’s your job, you’re probably in the wrong line of work. Months into an incredibly unsuccessful career, Brad has just about managed not to get himself fired, or worse… He’s been asking himself if "or worse" is worse than going back to Caffe Nero, but might not have long enough to find out. Fed up with beans for dinner, Brad swears that something has to change. Will he walk away with his morals intact, or crumble under the pressures of his “assassin" line manager.
This is an archived listing from the 2026 Edinburgh Festival Fringe. No One Dies... Probably is by Discount Disconnect, listed under Theatre in the Fringe programme. It plays at Le Monde, 16 George St, EH2 2PF, 27 August to 28 August.
The show runs 45 minutes and is suitable for ages 16+. Tickets are £3. Content warnings: Distressing or triggering themes and Strong language.