Sapphire McIntosh – Squeaky Bum Time

Edinburgh 2026

Fresh from appearing as a footballer in the new season of Ted Lasso, Sapphire McIntosh debuts her first hour: a fast, funny and sharply observational show about chasing big dreams from unlikely places. Blending sharp stand-up and raw honesty with the absurd and weird, this show tackles ambition, identity and the strange overlap between football, failure and finding your way – with plenty of laughs along the way.

This is an archived listing from the 2026 Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Sapphire McIntosh – Squeaky Bum Time is by Pierrot Productions, listed under Comedy in the Fringe programme. It plays at Underbelly, Bristo Square, Teviot Place, EH8 9AG, 5 August to 30 August.

The show runs 60 minutes and is suitable for ages 12+. Tickets from £8. Content warnings: Distressing or triggering themes.