The Only Man Who Won't F*ck Me

Edinburgh 2026

Kat is a sex worker. She's built a business on knowing what men want. Then she meets trans boxer Logan, and falls for the one man who just wants to be friends. But don't worry. Rejection is a puzzle Kat can solve. And boundaries are just a challenge. What's more romantic than refusing to take no for an answer? A darkly funny debut from Catherine Taaffe about refusing to let a no ruin a good love story. It's just like your favourite rom com. Until it's not.

This is an archived listing from the 2026 Edinburgh Festival Fringe. The Only Man Who Won't F*ck Me is by Catherine Taaffe Productions and Suzanna Rosenthal Productions, listed under Theatre in the Fringe programme. It plays at ZOO Playground, High School Yards, EH1 1LZ, 7 August to 28 August.

The show runs 60 minutes and is suitable for ages 18+. Tickets from £10. Content warnings: Scenes of a sexual nature, Strong language and Strobe lighting.