You Straights Are F**ked Up!

Edinburgh 2026

International hit show demolishing the hilarious chaos of straight sex lives. Vibrant, edgy, totally unapologetic, Turan Ali, 'Utterly fabulous' (TheQR.co.uk), award-winning, five-star rated, BBC Radio 4-featured, queer stand-up, storyteller, poet and ukulele player, shares his raunchily successful gay toolbox, helping straights get the sex lives they dream of. Mixing personal stories, razor-sharp social commentary, stand-up, epic poetry and the campest ukulele songs imaginable. 'Like the best stand-up comedians, this material has been tried, tested and perfected for an audience by Ali. It…

This is an archived listing from the 2026 Edinburgh Festival Fringe. You Straights Are F**ked Up! is by Bona Broadcasting Ltd / Turan Ali, listed under Comedy in the Fringe programme. It plays at Just The Tonic at The Caves, Rowantree Bar, EH1 1LG, 6 August to 9 August.

The show runs 60 minutes and is suitable for ages 18+. Tickets from £8. Content warnings: Scenes of a sexual nature and Strong language.